Subway (sandwiches) on Baltimore Avenue

[annie]

What kind of posters can't detect obvious sarcasm?

[loveisnoise]

What kind of posters can't detect obvious sarcasm?

I don't know. Let's see.

1. You are such a lovely lady.

2. You are suuuuuuch a lovely lady.

3. You are such a lovely ladyyyyyyyyy!

Which sentence was produced with sarcasm? Go.

[seand]

I heard Mariposa is closing. They can't compete now that the whole neighborhood can just eat $5 footlongs for every meal.

I heard the real reason they have to repair the trolley tracks is because of all the hoodlums they are expecting will be riding to the neighborhood now to buy $5 foot longs.

[Malloy]

The Subway has been open for a week or two and the world seems not to have ended.

You are a racist.

[loveisnoise]

$5 footlong is code for a bundle of heroin.

[seand]

$5 footlong is code for a bundle of heroin.

Gasp! I'll never look at those TV commercials with the catchy jingle the same again.

[raider.adam]

Gasp! I'll never look at those TV commercials with the catchy jingle the same again.

Would more likely explain Jared's weight loss.

[Molly Pepper]

actually for Jared, it was the meth

[Peter Devereaux]

What kind of neighborhood sandwich shop in Philadelphia closes because of competition from Subway?! Lame.

If it puts the last nail in the coffin of Caspar's Botulism Parlor, then Subway is a boon to the community. All of this talk about local businesses and none of you mentioned that eyesore of expired food. Local businesses aren't always good for a neighborhood. Maybe Subway will expand into Caspar's, when it gives up the ghost (couldn't resist).

[Radical Ed]

Who gives a rat's ass what particular food purveyor moves into an empty, vacant eyesore?
Just move in, sell waht you wanna sell, and hope it becomes successful.
It's f**king SUBWAY, not Condom Nation or Sylvia's Erotica. Chill the f**k out.

[loveisnoise]

Who gives a rat's ass what particular food purveyor moves into an empty, vacant eyesore?
Just move in, sell waht you wanna sell, and hope it becomes successful.
It's f**king SUBWAY, not Condom Nation or Sylvia's Erotica. Chill the f**k out.

The hilarious footnote is that Concom Nation or Sylvia's Erotica would not need a variance for that space-but it takes a friggin' year to get Subway approved thanks to idiotic neighborhood groups.