Torts's Just How Sick is Apple Thread (bring napkin to thread)

**stock** · 04-03-2011, 10:33 PM

Apple phones can just now surf the web and talk, but only on ATT.

Man, good thing there are Droids!

**stock** · 04-03-2011, 10:37 PM

IPhones have antennae problems and drop calls all the time. CEO Steve Jobs said "dont hold it that way!"

**torts** · 04-13-2011, 10:59 AM

CUPERTINO, Calif. (TheStreet) -- Rumors continue to swirl that Apple(AAPL) is preparing to enter the high-definition TV market, with one analyst predicting that Apple's Smart TV could make its debut later this year.

Apple Prepping HDTV: Analyst - TheStreet

mm hmmm

**hkp** · 04-13-2011, 11:20 AM

Originally Posted by stock

Apple phones can just now surf the web and talk, but only on ATT.

Man, good thing there are Droids!

That's just untrue.

Originally Posted by stock

IPhones have antennae problems and drop calls all the time. CEO Steve Jobs said "dont hold it that way!"

I have AT&T and my calls don't drop all the time. Not even once a month at this point. And the 3G is significantly faster than Verizon's. Any phone on Verizon's network can't do voice and data simultaneously. Verizon's LTE is sick, but no decent phone uses it yet.

**torts** · 04-20-2011, 04:32 PM

Apple Reports Earnings of $6.40 a Share, Well Ahead of Estimates (Story Developing; Get Stock Quote Here)

**torts** · 04-20-2011, 04:41 PM

"Apple reported a profit that blew past analysts' estimates, pushing its shares higher, as sales of its iPhones and Macs easily topped what analysts expected."

News Headlines

**torts** · 04-20-2011, 04:58 PM

Apple earnings surge, blowing away forecastsat MarketWatch(Wed 4:52PM EDT)

[$$] Apple Profit Surges 95% as iPhone Sales Soarat The Wall Street Journal(Wed 4:51PM EDT)

Apple Profit Leaps, Easily Outpaces Forecastsat CNBC(Wed 4:50PM EDT)

Apple Earnings: Another Big Beat!at The Wall Street Journal(Wed 4:49PM EDT)

Apple Earnings: $24.67 Billion Revenue, 18.65 Million iPhones, 4.69 Million iPadsat Seeking Alpha(Wed 4:49PM EDT)

**BarryG** · 04-20-2011, 05:05 PM

Apple is so sick, they do iPhone owners a favor and record everywhere they have been, ever, without any intervention required (or possible)! They even conveniently transfer this information to your new phone when you upgrade.

Link: IPhone Revealed to Track, Log Users' Locations - PCWorld Business Center

**torts** · 04-20-2011, 05:06 PM

MY GoD:

NEW YORK (AP) -- Apple says it had another blow-out quarter, nearly doubling its net income and far exceeding analyst estimates.

Net income in the fiscal second quarter, which ended in March, was $5.99 billion, or $6.40 per share, up 95 percent from $3.07 billion, or $3.33 per share, a year ago.

Analysts polled by FactSet were expecting earnings of $5.37 per share.

Revenue was $24.7 billion, up 83 percent from $13.5 billion a year ago. Analysts were expecting $23.4 billion.

**torts** · 04-20-2011, 05:07 PM

Originally Posted by BarryG

Apple is so sick, they do iPhone owners a favor and record everywhere they have been, ever, without any intervention required (or possible)! They even conveniently transfer this information to your new phone when you upgrade.

Link: IPhone Revealed to Track, Log Users' Locations - PCWorld Business Center

There's no doubt Jobs is smoking a fatty right now.

**stock** · 04-20-2011, 06:50 PM

Originally Posted by torts

apple earnings surge, blowing away forecastsat marketwatch(wed 4:52pm edt)

[$$] apple profit surges 95% as iphone sales soarat the wall street journal(wed 4:51pm edt)

apple profit leaps, easily outpaces forecastsat cnbc(wed 4:50pm edt)

apple earnings: Another big beat!at the wall street journal(wed 4:49pm edt)

apple earnings: $24.67 billion revenue, 18.65 million iphones, 4.69 million ipadsat seeking alpha(wed 4:49pm edt)

omg!!! Lol!!!

**Malloy** · 04-20-2011, 07:00 PM

Originally Posted by stock

omg!!! Lol!!!

**torts** · 04-20-2011, 07:13 PM

now that's the spirit!

**torts** · 04-20-2011, 07:34 PM

Apple: Backlog On ‘Staggering’ iPad Demand; Jobs ‘Wants To Be Back’ - Tech Trader Daily - Barrons.com

“The demand on iPad 2 has been staggering,” said Cook. Nevertheless, confidence in the “manufacturing ramp” inclined Apple to go ahead with introduction of the iPad in another 25 countries at the end of March. “So, I’m very confident that we can produce a very large number of iPads for the quarter.”

"staggering"

**torts** · 04-21-2011, 07:24 AM

Ap: 357

**torts** · 05-03-2011, 09:27 PM

Apple took 74% of tablet market in Q1 - Apple 2.0 - Fortune Tech

**torts** · 05-03-2011, 09:33 PM

Apple employees come first:

Apple workers forced to sign

**torts** · 05-03-2011, 09:37 PM

Jobs the mystic

LSD: The Geek's Wonder Drug?

"The gathering included a discussion of how early computer pioneers used LSD for inspiration. Douglas Englebart, the inventor of the mouse, Myron Stolaroff, a former Ampex engineer and LSD researcher who was attending the symposium, and Apple-cofounder Steve Jobs were among them."