Rapture

**Bob_Head** · 05-21-2011, 12:23 AM

The number one song on our Rapture Week countdown?

The short version for those of you who expect to fly up to Heaven at any minute:

and the longer version for those who have been Left Behind:

**NE19149** · 05-21-2011, 01:35 AM

I nominate Cher's "Take me Home"..... the long, disco version.

**ArcticSplash** · 05-21-2011, 01:50 AM

10 more minutes until 6:00 over in Wellington, NZ.

Oh this was worth getting drunk early over, so I could wake up and watch the shock and awe.

One of my neighbor's friends threw a The Last Supper party.

This is almost as good as New Years Eve 2000

**Dayman** · 05-21-2011, 01:56 AM

**NE19149** · 05-21-2011, 10:04 AM

Oh darn....
I'm still here!

I ain't been rapturized, analized, sodomized, or nuffin'!
Nuffin' I tell ya!

This crap sucks!

**Litter Box** · 05-21-2011, 10:40 AM

Unless I live long enough for there to be a next time, keep those contributions rolling in. SUCKERS !!!!

**NE19149** · 05-21-2011, 06:13 PM

6:14 PM.... and I'm STILL here.
It's raining....
Maybe I'll drown to death?

**Jayfar** · 05-21-2011, 06:22 PM

Damn! That means I have to go to work tonight after all. I was really counting on rapturing out of the extended 3rd shift they scheduled me for.

**BeckyJ** · 05-21-2011, 06:41 PM

6:41pm in the "Art Museum" neighborhood, also known as Fairmount...still here, as are the pocket bikes.

**Litter Box** · 05-21-2011, 07:00 PM

Just in case the bible does not recognise EDST I have waited the extra hour. It is now 6:00 p.m. EST and............................

**Bob_Head** · 05-21-2011, 07:20 PM

Originally Posted by Litter Box

Just in case the bible does not recognise EDST I have waited the extra hour. It is now 6:00 p.m. EST and............................

I wonder if this message has anything to do with angry dupes who want their money back:

"The connection has timed out The server at www.familyradio.com is taking too long to respond."

**Litter Box** · 05-21-2011, 07:46 PM

Originally Posted by Bob_Head

I wonder if this message has anything to do with angry dupes who want their money back:

You'll never know, Harold Camping has left this mortal plane !!

**OldMama** · 05-21-2011, 09:15 PM

We're still looting though, right?

**DCnPhilly** · 05-22-2011, 07:19 PM

Camping is missing. Maybe he was the only one truly worthy.

**Bob_Head** · 05-22-2011, 09:45 PM

Originally Posted by DCnPhilly

Camping is missing. Maybe he was the only one truly worthy.

I hope he's off somewhere on the Mediterranean, rolling around naked with hookers on a big pile of cash. Good on the old boy! I can't feel sorry in any way for the dupes who fell for this.

**NE19149** · 05-22-2011, 10:07 PM

Originally Posted by Bob_Head

I hope he's off somewhere on the Mediterranean, rolling around naked with hookers on a big pile of cash. Good on the old boy! I can't feel sorry in any way for the dupes who fell for this.

It's just another evangelistic twist on money-making/sensationalism, just like those damn holy-roller shows where they make people walk..... again.

The believers need a "boost" once in a while,...... to offset their lack of sex. (good christian women only open their legs to bear childrenz, ya know.)