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    Colin P. Varga is offline Senior Member
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    Default Act of God Destroys Jesus Statue

    Goodnight Rossana Arquette whereever you are.

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    Thor hath returned to smite the upstart Christians now that their numbers are waning! HAIL TO THOR AND HIS RIGHTEOUS MJÖLLINR

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    i thought only non christian nations were effected by lightning strikes because of their lack of jesus statues.

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    There is no God but Allah and Mohammad is his true prophet.

    The statue was destroyed because of "Draw Mohammad Day". No doubt about it.

    I suggest this church in Ohio become a mosque lest it be destroyed by Allah may his name be exalted. The church goers have been given a chance through Allah's mercy may his name be exalted.
    Goodnight Rossana Arquette whereever you are.

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    Zeus hates Cheebus.
    People accuse me of being overly competitive. I'm not. I'm the most non-competitive person in the world. No one even comes close.

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    It was known locally as "Goalpost Jesus"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Morley View Post
    It was known locally as "Goalpost Jesus"
    "...and then God said, 'Touchdown!' And it was good."
    The right wing never wants to be satisfied. They are professional whiners.
    They are never happy. So don’t kill yourself trying.

    --Ken Duberstein (Ronald Reagan’s Chief of Staff),
    advising John McCain on his VP selection

 

 

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