Petition to Ban Loveisnoise from Having Shirtless Avatars

[Dayman]

Most Eſteem'd Philadelphiaſpeaks readers,

I was peruſing the forums on this day, enjoying Diſjointed political Diatribes and Canine feces threads, when ſuddenly, loveiſnoiſe posted. My eyes, which have ſuffered much throughout my Lyfe, witneſſing ſeveral acts of Depravity and Vulgarity on the intertubes. Alas, none were so diſjarring as the ſight of his bald head and Behaired cheſt. This is an Outrage most Grand and should be ſtopped immediately. I propose two ſolutions before the United Congreſs of Philadelphiaſpeaks.

1. Ban loveiſnoiſe from changing his own avatar, and replace with an image of me ſtriking a Dashing Pose in my Coaſt Guard unyform.
2. Ban loveiſnoiſe from changing his own avatar, and replace with an image of kittens.

What ſayeth ye?

[WWDaze]

I voted kittens because in my opinion he's nothing but a .............y
ETA: Whats the process for starting a poll? I'd love to get the general sentiments from a good majority of posters on a particular holier than thou mod, her efforts to constantly degrade whoever she disagrees with and the different set of rules that apply to everyone but her and her fair haired PS minions.

[ArcticSplash]

Most Eſteem'd Philadelphiaſpeaks readers,

I was peruſing the forums on this day, enjoying Diſjointed political Diatribes and Canine feces threads, when ſuddenly, loveiſnoiſe posted. My eyes, which have ſuffered much throughout my Lyfe, witneſſing ſeveral acts of Depravity and Vulgarity on the intertubes. Alas, none were so diſjarring as the ſight of his bald head and Behaired cheſt. This is an Outrage most Grand and should be ſtopped immediately. I propose two ſolutions before the United Congreſs of Philadelphiaſpeaks.

1. Ban loveiſnoiſe from changing his own avatar, and replace with an image of me ſtriking a Dashing Pose in my Coaſt Guard unyform.
2. Ban loveiſnoiſe from changing his own avatar, and replace with an image of kittens.

What ſayeth ye?

To my right honourable Gentleman from the Fayr Hille,

Withyn my realm of Kenſington my Gentlemen frynds agreeyth. Thou shalt onlye weyr clothyng deemed most appropy'te to thyne corpus and have none leſt ye be deemed hawt, or looſe baggings dyplaying the outlynes of thine package so the publik may enjoin.

With warm regards,

Kenſo

[Bob_Head]

What ſayeth ye?

Who am I to disapprove
of brandishing a hirsute moob?

[guzzijason]

I'll speak for the Moob party and say this...

Don't Tread On Meh!!!!!



Eh... close enough.

__Jason

[NE19149]

I've put the loon on Ignore a while ago - his posts are worthless junk I'd rather not be bothered with reading.

"This message is hidden because Loveisnoise is on your ignore list"

[loveisnoise]

I've put the loon on Ignore a while ago - his posts are worthless junk I'd rather not be bothered with reading.

"This message is hidden because Loveisnoise is on your ignore list"

Here's some yum yum for your tummy ache.

[guzzijason]

That's good internetting, right there.

__Jason

[phillyguy19102]

Like NE19149 I also put him on Ignore a long time ago.

[loveisnoise]

Like NE19149 I also put him on Ignore a long time ago.

Oh noes!!!!!! Another person on the inner web that can't stand to read innocuously typed words from a stranger?!?!?! What will become of this modern invention filled with awkward passive aggressiveness?!?!?! I hope you fare better going into the senior citizen early bird special with only 15 minutes to make up your mind before the happy hour at Old Country Buffet goes back to full price! Damn crotch basters.

[JasonMcElroy]

Like NE19149 I also put him on Ignore a long time ago.

Maybe whoever does the scripting for this site can put in feature to auto-ignore LIN for all the NE zipcode accounts.

He seems to hurt their tender feelings frequently.

The NE is no joke. No time for games. There is important internet business to attend to.

Jason

[seand]

Can we add an option to the poll for "its OK as long as he does not post an animated GIF of him standing up"?

[FKD19124]

I think you should be banned.

[Neb]

I only come here to see his shirtless avatars.

[Hospitalitygirl]

Maybe whoever does the scripting for this site can put in feature to auto-ignore LIN for all the NE zipcode accounts.

He seems to hurt their tender feelings frequently.

The NE is no joke. No time for games. There is important internet business to attend to.

Jason

Clearly.

[Zombo]

I just love your STUDIO

[Gladys]

To the right honorable members of Philaelphia Speaketh:

I move that we do not incur the wrath of the savage beast for he mayeth retaliate with a picture of his asseth.

The honorable Lady Gladys

[WWDaze]

To the right honorable members of Philaelphia Speaketh:

I move that we do not incur the wrath of the savage beast for he mayeth retaliate with a picture of his asseth.

The honorable Lady Gladys

I move that we start notifying the proper authorities (sex crimes unit?) of this perv and his youtube (and other)vids where it appears he trying to seduce minors.

[Hospitalitygirl]

He doesn't seduce minors.

[JoeBaker]

What will become of this modern invention filled with awkward passive aggressiveness?!?!?!

I don't know. If you're in Arizona you're behavior might land you in the clink. And I am not making this up:

Arizona House Bill 2549, which is now on Gov. Jan Brewer’s desk for signature, was created to counter bullying and stalking. The law would make it a crime to use any electronic or digital device to communicate using “obscene, lewd or profane language” or to suggest a lewd or lascivious act, if done with the intent to “terrify, intimidate, threaten, harass, annoy or offend.”

So before it becomes widespread "Go Fvck Yourself". That was profound language suggesting a lewd act meant to offend. However, would I go to jail if you actually liked engaging in such an activity?