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    Default What Is "Different" About MONICA MALPASS?

    I think she got a smaller nose

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    It's her hair.
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    I think she's eating one of them new egg sandwiches from Dunkin Donuts.

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    I think HD has killed off her appeal. She looks, as we used to say in South Philly 20 years ago, "beat".
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    Actually, Monica Malpass has been looking "beat" for quite a while now. HD has nothing to do with it, she looked like that in the ode, pre-digital pre-HD, pre-3D, pre-all-the-new technology days.
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    HD is a mood killer for sure. Her blonde hair and the fakey make up is startling. I met her in person last summer and it was rattling to see her that way. Way too much make-up, way too little clothes... she just was not pulling it off!

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    She needs her canvass re-stretched.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eames View Post
    She needs her canvass re-stretched.
    hilarious....shes still kind of milfy tho!
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    Quote Originally Posted by scottpeezy View Post
    .shes still kind of milfy tho!
    In a "you should have seen her when she was 24" kind of way.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiefSalsa View Post
    In a "you should have seen her when she was 24" kind of way.
    I would try to find a pic of her at age 24 online but I don't think they had cameras then . . . .
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiefSalsa View Post
    In a "you should have seen her when she was 24" kind of way.
    Pls show me the pic of the 50 y/o who makes $400k a year that you are dating so we can judge the accuracy of your 'milf o meter'
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    Quote Originally Posted by Malloy View Post
    Pls show me the pic of the 50 y/o who makes $400k a year that you are dating so we can judge the accuracy of your 'milf o meter'
    I don't kiss and tell.
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    From 1997

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    Quote Originally Posted by Preesi View Post


    From 1997
    She doesn't look all that different now. Her hair is really really blonde and you can tell they really straighten her hair, too. I dont' think she's had any work done, though.
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    Something seems different though

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    Here's one even older. Exact date unknown, but if they're covering hurricane bob it's probably around 1991 or so. Check out the hair and those shoulder pads! Yowza!


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    I think in the past to she tended to over do the makeup. She seems a little more natural now.
    But all in all, it's been a fabulous year for Laura and me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Litter Box View Post
    I think in the past to she tended to over do the makeup. She seems a little more natural now.
    All that heavy makeup used day after day will eventually have a negative effect on your face.

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    Time and gravity are not a woman's friend. It's the old double standard, too. Men get distinguished looking with age and women just get, well, old looking.

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    Just out of curiosity what race is she.
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