For some reason my girlfriend keeps getting her grad school textbooks delivered via USPS. Ever since we've moved to Bella Vista, we've observed FOUR TIMES now this jackass drop the "we missed you card" into our mailbox before ringing our doorbell and running away with the package. We've managed to chase him up the street twice and now for the second time we'll have to travel over to Dickinson and wait in line for three hours.
How do I complain to about this guy? I just had surgery and the running down the stairs caused me to start spraying blood from my face because I knew if I didn't run, I'd miss his stupid ass. And I STILL MISSED HIM.