Funniest/Oddest Cell Phone Conversations You've Overheard on Public Transit

[Debbie1125]

Yes, some loud talkers on SEPTA can be a real pain, but every now then you overhear something interesting or funny.

Yesterday coming home this guy went on and on about how he was a chubby chaser and especially loved the ones whose butts stuck out.

[MariusPontmercy]

One time a drug dealer got a call from some pissed off girl, maybe his mom or some kind of ex girlfriendy thing, I dunno, who was accusing him of being a drug dealer. The kid launched into this very animated but very poor and awkward denial. The best part I remember was "Where I get my money from? I got my ways ok. Why you gotta ask so many questions? You the damn FBI now?"

[NoComment]

One time a drug dealer got a call from some pissed off girl, maybe his mom or some kind of ex girlfriendy thing, I dunno, who was accusing him of being a drug dealer. The kid launched into this very animated but very poor and awkward denial. The best part I remember was "Where I get my money from? I got my ways ok. Why you gotta ask so many questions? You the damn FBI now?"

Very interesting... you must have been hearing the other end of the conversation that I was hearing earlier this week on the bus where the guy kept telling the girl on the other side "Tell me the truth! Tell me the truth! I want to know where you got the money from!" to the delight of people sitting around him listening to the conversation...