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    Default Jayson Werths Beard.

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    I am sure Jayson will like to know there is a "fruitcake" named "poopyhead" that likes his new look!

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    I always wanted cool hair like that, but my hair is so curly I wind up looking like a combination of Brian May, Kenny G. and Horseshack when I grow it long.

    I hesitate to show the photo to my wife, however - she's a big enough Werth fan without him looking all cool and hairy.
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    Thought this was a thread about Werth being gay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reality Czech View Post
    I am sure Jayson will like to know there is a "fruitcake" named "poopyhead" that likes his new look!
    He already does!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seanibus View Post
    I always wanted cool hair like that, but my hair is so curly I wind up looking like a combination of Brian May, Kenny G. and Horseshack when I grow it long.

    I hesitate to show the photo to my wife, however - she's a big enough Werth fan without him looking all cool and hairy.
    Not everyone could pull this off. I am sure it'll be gone by opening day!

    Thought this was a thread about Werth being gay.
    Hmmm.. maybe I should have titled it "Jayson Werths Facial Hair."
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    A friend of mine wrote that he looked like a cross between Jesus and a caveman.

    Kind of makes me miss that "landing strip" he used to sport.
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    I absolutely hate the scruffy beard and long hair on Werth. I hope it is gone by the end of Spring training.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hospitalitygirl View Post
    A friend of mine wrote that he looked like a cross between Jesus and a caveman.

    Kind of makes me miss that "landing strip" he used to sport.
    I knew Phillies fans were all bandwagoners and new to the game, but damn you can't even remember back to 2003 ?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fergie View Post
    I knew Phillies fans were all bandwagoners and new to the game, but damn you can't even remember back to 2003 ?!
    Why would anyone want to remember Johnny Damon?

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    Quote Originally Posted by cwd22 View Post
    Why would anyone want to remember Johnny Damon?

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    The beard trend is getting a little out of control, I think. It makes guys look a lot older than they are. I dunno maybe that older, grizzly adams' thing is what they're going for.

    Anyway, almost every guy I know is sporting one now. *ahem* you know who you are.

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    A little nonsense, now and then, is relished by the wisest men.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cwd22 View Post
    Why would anyone want to remember Johnny Damon?
    This.
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    Wookie!

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    Kinda reminds me of Obi-Wan

    I'm not seeing all these supposed bikes in all these million dollar bike lanes.

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    This is so true:

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    February 22nd, 2010 at 1:37 pm

    That man couldn’t make himself less hot no matter what he does.
    Jayson could shave his head, lose a few teeth and he'd still be hot... there's just something about him. Plus he's an AMAZING athlete!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fergie View Post
    I knew Phillies fans were all bandwagoners and new to the game, but damn you can't even remember back to 2003 ?!
    Damon is fugly.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hospitalitygirl View Post

    Kind of makes me miss that "landing strip" he used to sport.
    You would like something as incredibly douchy as that!
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    Now that Johnny Damon is no longer a Yankee, I'm sure he will return to his old, scruffy self. It's over Johnny!

 

 

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