Oh, come on, who are we kidding? Philadelphia magazine is absolutely the worst of the city-based magazine genre. It even makes the shallow and vapid Washingtonian look deep and well consider. Philadelphia magazine is an affront to journalism and always has been. It's an affront to English. It's even an affront to whatever shallow, dumbass typeface it is printed in.
Originally Posted by Moonraker
In other words, don't waste any time even eyeballing it in the grocery line, let alone worrying about the words typed on the pages inside.
Owl looked at Rabbit and wondered whether to push him off the tree, but feeling that he could always do it afterward, he tried once more to find out what they were talking about.