Pool Slasher!

**insolito** · 08-02-2012, 05:01 PM

Pool Slasher Scares Families In Mayfair

I hate those things.

**OffenseTaken** · 08-02-2012, 05:07 PM

Originally Posted by insolito

Pool Slasher Scares Families In Mayfair

I hate those things.

For the kids' sake I hope they catch the ****er, but why does everyone on the street have an above-ground pool in their front yard?

Seriously, not to excuse whoever did it but he might have been just taking a stand against bad taste.

**OldMama** · 08-02-2012, 06:01 PM

Many don't have back yards- probably just a drive way.

I agree that I wouldn't want a pool in my front yard!

**loveisnoise** · 08-02-2012, 07:44 PM

Has any one looked at any possible connection with Mayfair Town Watch yet?

**Cya** · 08-02-2012, 08:28 PM

Didn't David Toledo (tire slasher) have a court date today?

**loveisnoise** · 08-02-2012, 08:30 PM

Maybe he got a summer job cleaning pools as a term of his release prior to trial! Is he still a member of Mayfair Town Watch?

**Captain Awesome** · 08-02-2012, 11:06 PM

"Jim Carey says his front-yard pool was sliced sometime between midnight and 4 a.m. Tuesday."

Jim Carey sure has dropped off a bit since he got rid of Jenny McCarthy.

**loveisnoise** · 08-02-2012, 11:13 PM

Wow. That picture and video screams ghetto to the likes of which no city has ever seen!!! Isn't it illegal to have all of those out of ground pools? What's Mayfair Town Squat doing about this?!?!?!

**MFRZoning** · 08-03-2012, 12:22 AM

A Majority of Mayfair Homes are Zoned R-9A (Residential), and have a Street Frontage of Sixteen Feet.

TITLE 4. THE PHILADELPHIA BUILDING CONSTRUCTION AND OCCUPANCY CODE
SUBCODE "A" (THE PHILADELPHIA ADMINISTRATIVE CODE)
CHAPTER 1 GENERAL

A-102.13 Swimming pools. Swimming pools shall be governed by the provisions of Sections A-102.13.1 through A-102.13.3.
* * *A-102.13.1 Requirements. Swimming pools, hot tubs and spas that are accessory to one- or two-family dwellings shall comply with all of the following:
* * * * * 1. * * Chapter 41 of the Philadelphia Residential Code.
* * * * * 2. * * Appendix G of the Philadelphia Residential Code.
* * * * * 3. * * Section B-2406.2, Paragraph 9 of the Philadelphia Building Code (glazing in walls and fences enclosing indoor and outdoor swimming pools, hot tubs and spas).
* * * * * 4. * * Section B-3109.4 of the Philadelphia Building Code (residential swimming pool enclosures).
* * *A-102.13.2 Swimming pools not accessory to dwellings. Swimming pools that are not accessory to one- or two-family dwellings shall comply with this Section ( A-102.13), the "American National Standards for Public Pools" issued by ANSI and NSPI (ANSI/NSPI-1 1991) and the Public Bathing Law (35 P.S. §§ 672-680d).
* * *A-102.13.3 Hot tubs and spas. Hot tubs and spas that are not accessory to one- or two-family dwellings shall comply with this Section ( A-102.13) and the "American National Standard for Public Spas" issued by ANSI and NSPI (ANSI/NSPI-2 1999).

TITLE 4. THE PHILADELPHIA BUILDING CONSTRUCTION AND OCCUPANCY CODE
SUBCODE "B" (THE PHILADELPHIA BUILDING CODE)
CHAPTER 31 SPECIAL CONSTRUCTION
SECTION B-3109 *SWIMMING POOL ENCLOSURES AND SAFETY DEVICES

B-3109.4 Residential swimming pools. Residential swimming pools shall comply with Sections B-3109.4.1 through [B-3109.4.3] B-3109.4.4. 161

* * *B-3109.4.4 Location. Above-ground swimming pools that are 12 feet or greater in maximum dimension and their appurtenances shall be located in the rear yard and shall be placed a minimum distance of 2 feet from property lines and buildings on the same lot to provide for maintenance of the pool and adjoining property. In- ground swimming pools shall be located in the rear yard and shall be a minimum distance from property lines equal to the depth of the pool adjoining such property lines. 162
*
Notes
161 * * Added, Bill No. 090841-A (approved February 17, 2010). Bill inadvertently omitted brackets; added by Code editor.
162 * * Renumbered, Bill No. 060850 (approved December 20, 2006). See note 106 for effective date provisions.

TITLE 4. THE PHILADELPHIA BUILDING CONSTRUCTION AND OCCUPANCY CODE
SUBCODE "PM" (THE PHILADELPHIA PROPERTY MAINTENANCE CODE)
CHAPTER 3 GENERAL PROPERTY AND STRUCTURAL MAINTENANCE

PM-302.6 Accessory structures: All accessory structures, including detached garages, tool sheds, decks, fences, swimming pools and walls, shall be maintained structurally sound and in good repair. In addition, every person owning or occupying land on which a swimming pool with a depth of 24 inches or greater is placed, located, constructed or erected, shall comply with the following provisions:
* * *1. * * erect and maintain an enclosure which can be locked, not less than four (4) feet in height around the pool, in order to make it inaccessible to children when the pool is not in use; or
* * *2. * * comply with the Philadelphia Building Code requirements for a pool cover, enclosure or other protective device as approved by the code official.

**loveisnoise** · 08-03-2012, 12:28 AM

So basically none of these ghetto setups are legal, they got what they deserve, and in reality Mayfair Town Watch may be doing a good thing if they're back to slashing private property?

Originally Posted by MFRZoning

A Majority of Mayfair Homes are Zoned R-9A (Residential), and have a Street Frontage of Sixteen Feet.

TITLE 4. THE PHILADELPHIA BUILDING CONSTRUCTION AND OCCUPANCY CODE
SUBCODE "A" (THE PHILADELPHIA ADMINISTRATIVE CODE)
CHAPTER 1 GENERAL

A-102.13 Swimming pools. Swimming pools shall be governed by the provisions of Sections A-102.13.1 through A-102.13.3.
* * *A-102.13.1 Requirements. Swimming pools, hot tubs and spas that are accessory to one- or two-family dwellings shall comply with all of the following:
* * * * * 1. * * Chapter 41 of the Philadelphia Residential Code.
* * * * * 2. * * Appendix G of the Philadelphia Residential Code.
* * * * * 3. * * Section B-2406.2, Paragraph 9 of the Philadelphia Building Code (glazing in walls and fences enclosing indoor and outdoor swimming pools, hot tubs and spas).
* * * * * 4. * * Section B-3109.4 of the Philadelphia Building Code (residential swimming pool enclosures).
* * *A-102.13.2 Swimming pools not accessory to dwellings. Swimming pools that are not accessory to one- or two-family dwellings shall comply with this Section ( A-102.13), the "American National Standards for Public Pools" issued by ANSI and NSPI (ANSI/NSPI-1 1991) and the Public Bathing Law (35 P.S. §§ 672-680d).
* * *A-102.13.3 Hot tubs and spas. Hot tubs and spas that are not accessory to one- or two-family dwellings shall comply with this Section ( A-102.13) and the "American National Standard for Public Spas" issued by ANSI and NSPI (ANSI/NSPI-2 1999).

TITLE 4. THE PHILADELPHIA BUILDING CONSTRUCTION AND OCCUPANCY CODE
SUBCODE "B" (THE PHILADELPHIA BUILDING CODE)
CHAPTER 31 SPECIAL CONSTRUCTION
SECTION B-3109 *SWIMMING POOL ENCLOSURES AND SAFETY DEVICES

B-3109.4 Residential swimming pools. Residential swimming pools shall comply with Sections B-3109.4.1 through [B-3109.4.3] B-3109.4.4. 161

* * *B-3109.4.4 Location. Above-ground swimming pools that are 12 feet or greater in maximum dimension and their appurtenances shall be located in the rear yard and shall be placed a minimum distance of 2 feet from property lines and buildings on the same lot to provide for maintenance of the pool and adjoining property. In- ground swimming pools shall be located in the rear yard and shall be a minimum distance from property lines equal to the depth of the pool adjoining such property lines. 162
*
Notes
161 * * Added, Bill No. 090841-A (approved February 17, 2010). Bill inadvertently omitted brackets; added by Code editor.
162 * * Renumbered, Bill No. 060850 (approved December 20, 2006). See note 106 for effective date provisions.

TITLE 4. THE PHILADELPHIA BUILDING CONSTRUCTION AND OCCUPANCY CODE
SUBCODE "PM" (THE PHILADELPHIA PROPERTY MAINTENANCE CODE)
CHAPTER 3 GENERAL PROPERTY AND STRUCTURAL MAINTENANCE

PM-302.6 Accessory structures: All accessory structures, including detached garages, tool sheds, decks, fences, swimming pools and walls, shall be maintained structurally sound and in good repair. In addition, every person owning or occupying land on which a swimming pool with a depth of 24 inches or greater is placed, located, constructed or erected, shall comply with the following provisions:
* * *1. * * erect and maintain an enclosure which can be locked, not less than four (4) feet in height around the pool, in order to make it inaccessible to children when the pool is not in use; or
* * *2. * * comply with the Philadelphia Building Code requirements for a pool cover, enclosure or other protective device as approved by the code official.

**BALLZ2BHERE** · 08-03-2012, 02:06 AM

Originally Posted by loveisnoise

Has any one looked at any possible connection with Mayfair Town Watch yet?

I wonder if someone on here has AIDS-induced encephalopathy.

**loveisnoise** · 08-03-2012, 02:11 AM

Originally Posted by BALLZ2BHERE

I wonder if someone on here has AIDS-induced encephalopathy.

I know NE did, but he hasn't been on in awhile.

**ArcticSplash** · 08-03-2012, 02:13 AM

Originally Posted by ballz2bhere

i wonder if someone on here has aids-induced encephalopathy.

OMFG ROFL

uppercase

**loveisnoise** · 08-03-2012, 02:17 AM

Originally Posted by ArcticSplash

OMFG ROFL

uppercase

Interesting since I diagnosed you and NE with the same thing a while ago, but you'd just run crying to moderators. Guess you have finally grown comfortable with your disease of choice.

**ArcticSplash** · 08-03-2012, 02:20 AM

Originally Posted by loveisnoise

Interesting since I diagnosed you and NE with the same thing a while ago, but you'd just run crying to moderators. Guess you have finally grown comfortable with your disease of choice.

Oh stop trying to claim credit for BALLZ's joke, it was great.

And the only one who goes crying to moderators is you. You and Shosh have done it a numer of times already. I haven't gone begging to Malloy to have anything you've ever posted yanked. If you don't believe me, go ask him.

Oh wait... you won't because you already know that.

**BALLZ2BHERE** · 08-03-2012, 02:21 AM

Originally Posted by loveisnoise

Interesting since I diagnosed you and NE with the same thing a while ago, but you'd just run crying to moderators. Guess you have finally grown comfortable with your disease of choice.

Actually I think the target of that comment was hit with a bulls eye !

**ArcticSplash** · 08-03-2012, 02:24 AM

Originally Posted by BALLZ2BHERE

Actually I think the target of that comment was hit with a bulls eye !

You threw him for a loop that's for sure.

I'm sure after 20 more stupid posts trying to link MTW to someone that slashes pools behind Wawa, maybe someone out there will believe his caca. I think he's got the panhandlers at 10th and Girard convinced of it now, although they could care less right now because they're too busy peddling in front of clubs in NoLibs.

**loveisnoise** · 08-03-2012, 02:25 AM

Originally Posted by BALLZ2BHERE

Actually I think the target of that comment was hit with a bulls eye !

Thankyou for agreeing that AtticSplooge and NE are obviously limited due to encephalitis.

**loveisnoise** · 08-03-2012, 02:27 AM

Actually, it is quite boring and any simple search can see that I mentioned it before, and that he's just another jack off who created another screen name but has been around like a boulevard meth head.

Originally Posted by ArcticSplash

You threw him for a loop that's for sure.

**BALLZ2BHERE** · 08-03-2012, 02:29 AM

Originally Posted by loveisnoise

Thankyou for agreeing that AtticSplooge and NE are obviously limited due to encephalitis.

actually if you want my honest opinion I think your limited quality of life and wanton disregard to discretion leave you suffering the effects ofencephalitis.