Guy knocking on our door asking for money
So, some guy just knocked on our door (10pm at night) asking if he could have $40 for a hotel room for his wife and kid. Thankfully, my wife was smart enough to just talk to him through the door. He gave her some story about how he got kicked out of a shelter in center city and just needs money for a place to stay tonight. As soon as she said she didn't have any money to give him, he walked away without saying another word.
"Genius is the ability to say a profound thing in a simple way."