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    Default The return of Mcdonald's filet fishes

    So I was driving around in my Toyota I then go to Mcdonalds. I order fries for my cats agian. And then I ask "Whats the best sandwich?" They say "Well the Filet-o-Fish is pretty good" I replied "Isent that made out of whales?!?!" then they say "100% pure whale sir" The thing is that I told them that I hate them and that I am a girl. They start singing the song I start to tell him to stop. While he sings he adds it to the list. I go with it anyways. But when I got home I found out its RAW too. I would've taken a picture but my cats ate it while I looked for my camera.

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    Why is this under North Philadelphia?

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    Quote Originally Posted by daninpa View Post
    Why is this under North Philadelphia?
    Because that where I found the filet o fish.

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    Yay! My favorite fast food customer is back! Have your cats tried Wendy's new "improved" french fries?

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    Have you taken your cats to Sonic? If they are fat cats they might enjoy the diet raspberry limeade.
    Max, you big hamburger!

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    The mounted singing fish reminds me of this video:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGa-cnAxVg0

    I'm gonna go heat up some fish sticks now. I bought them at costco, so there's probably whale in them too. The whale adds a nice flavor.

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    It sounds like Issac Brock on LSD on LSD (since on LSD he's good).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dayman View Post
    It sounds like Issac Brock on LSD on LSD (since on LSD he's good).
    Kinda like kinda like yourself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Braveheart View Post
    Kinda like kinda like yourself.
    That was deliberate.

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    Turn me on Whaleservergirl. Speak the language of love. Are fish filets made from Sperm whales caught by seamen???? Yeah, that's it. Sing it to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by loveisnoise View Post
    Turn me on Whaleservergirl. Speak the language of love. Are fish filets made from Sperm whales caught by seamen???? Yeah, that's it. Sing it to me.
    But the language of love can be the language of deaths.

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    deja vu, all over again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Whaleservergirl View Post
    But the language of love can be the language of deaths.
    Indeed. Another term for a male's orgasm is know as a little death. This could be used in your filet o fish marketing.

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    Little death? Violent explosive death is more like it. At least for me.

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    Le petit mort. Moby has a punk band side project called a little death. Pretty good songs. All analogue-no filet o fish techno involved.

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    Quote Originally Posted by loveisnoise View Post
    Le petit mort. Moby has a punk band side project called a little death. Pretty good songs. All analogue-no filet o fish techno involved.
    I know people who are making songs about filet-o-fish songs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Whaleservergirl View Post
    I know people who are making songs about filet-o-fish songs.
    I know people who are making songs about the special sauce. It goes something like boom chickee waah waah.

    Marry me whaleservergirl. Let's fry some battered filets into the sunset and beat to the sun the way Manson intended. It is the only way.

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    You know Whaleservergirl, your name indicates you serve whales but your title indicates you save whales. Which one is it, you can't do both.

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    Quote Originally Posted by daninpa View Post
    You know Whaleservergirl, your name indicates you serve whales but your title indicates you save whales. Which one is it, you can't do both.
    au contraire... by being a 'server', it could mean that she walks up to a whale and says "you've been served". They then have a dance competition, but she intentionally loses to make the whale feel better about themself. Hence, she does serve and also help whales.

 

 

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