Deep sea Giant squid found with penis

[Gio7707]

To all the ladys out there swimming in the ocean , be careful !!
There could be some in our area ..

Researchers in the Falkland Islands have discovered a deep-sea squid with a giant penis. When they examined him, the first member inconspicuous grew to a length of 67 centimeters.This is the sex organ in the erect almost as long as the type of octopus Onykia ingens itself, the researchers write to A...lexander Arkhipkin from the Ministry of Fisheries of the Falkland Islands in the Journal of Molluscan Studies ".

[Seanibus]

To all the ladys out there swimming in the ocean , be careful !!
There could be some in our area ..

Researchers in the Falkland Islands have discovered a deep-sea squid with a giant penis. When they examined him, the first member inconspicuous grew to a length of 67 centimeters.This is the sex organ in the erect almost as long as the type of octopus Onykia ingens itself, the researchers write to A...lexander Arkhipkin from the Ministry of Fisheries of the Falkland Islands in the Journal of Molluscan Studies ".

I bet the Octopuses (octopi? Octopeepees?) also tell jokes with punchlines like:

yep, that water was cold. And Deep.

[Polar Cub]

Is that news ?
Now, if it were a circumcised one, THAT, would be news.

[loveisnoise]

Wow. Does this mean that I am gay because my favorite food is calamari? Hmm...

This is one gross picture in the article...
BBC - Earth News - Super squid sex organ discovered

[Neb]

Yikes. Life imitates hentai.

[loveisnoise]

Yikes. Life imitates hentai.

Is there a parrot in the room? I swear that I just heard that somewhere else.

[Seanibus]

I see that the Octopus doesn't have a baculum. Wonder what Paul Humber would have to say.

[loveisnoise]

I see that the Octopus doesn't have a baculum. Wonder what Paul Humber would copy and paste.

Fixed that for you.

[Seanibus]

Fixed that for you.

touche

[Sycamore]

The male squid's sexual organ is almost as long as its whole body, including the squid's mantle, head and arms.

Hubba Hubba.

[Seanibus]

Hubba Hubba.

You know, this sounds good on paper, but let's say your husband is, for example, 6 feet tall. The mechanics of the matter begin to boggle the mind.

[BeardScraper]

that sure is a large white penis. imagine the size of a black squid's junk....

[loveisnoise]

I know that horses around the globe are pretty upset. Now kids from all over the world will say 'he's hung like a squid'.

[guzzijason]

The most disturbing part of this is the fact that the squid got aroused as it was being cut open. That's hardcore.

__Jason

[Gio7707]

I think we need some more details :

BEFORE :



AFTER :

[Swinefeld]

I bet the Octopuses (octopi? Octopeepees?) also tell jokes with punchlines like:

yep, that water was cold. And Deep.

Bad squid joke, "Is that a seventh tentacle or are you happy to see me?"

[cugat]

Now we know why squids don't carry guns.