China Loans the US More Money on One Condition

[Colin P. Varga]

China Loans the US More Money on One Condition
Marxism has to be taught in schools to avoid more borrowing from Communists.
By Susan O'Rielly

The Communist government of China has stated that they will loan the US more money to cover its national debt but that Marxism had to be taught in high schools along side standard economic theories. Foreign Minister Wi Xioubin said that they did not want to force the US to change its educational system nor interfere with its internal economic affairs. “However, a general consensus had been reached at the highest levels within the government and all the Politburo members had expressed a desire for the US to take a more responsible attitude with regard to its spending and the mangement its economy.”

When Sec. of Education Arne Duncan was reached for comment he said that Beijing’s understanding of US education seems better than we expected. Beginning last year they acquired several large publishers of high school textbooks in Texas and have already begun to replace the standard textbooks with updated books for the next school year.

The Chairman of the Texas School Board, Ryan Dumon, said that at first the Board was outraged and left a session in protest and refused to reconvene any further meetings. However, within 24 hours they inundated with calls from governors, congressmen, and just plain folks that were counting on new Chinese loans that they reconsidered their opposition. Of course they were also persuaded by warrants issued for their arrest by the Governor of Texas. “Yes, there was that too,” according to Mr. Dumont.

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every year you do this...yeah yeah April Fools....