"If you're going to tell people the truth, you better make them laugh; otherwise they'll kill you."
- attributed to both George Bernard Shaw & Oscar Wilde
"I never clean up after my dogs, because I have trained them to run with me off leash while I ride my bike the wrong way on the sidewalk."
- LUCas Originally Posted by Dave L
How to start an argument online. (Or off line.)
1. Express an opinion.
I took a temp. job in April. A few weeks after I started, I was asked to provide copies of my degrees. Seriously? I had to show certifications and my professional license to get the job. Both required masters degrees. If I have the cert and license doesn't it follow that I graduated? No. I had to show my bachelor's and master's diplomas- the originals (!) by Friday. This was told to me on Thursday. I had moved about 6 weeks earlier. I found my diplomas in the 16th box I opened. Took them to work on Friday. Gave them to the office staff to copy. As I walked away, I heard them laughing about how yellowed they were.
This is probably why Obama doesn't want to reveal his school stuff. It's just embarrassing.