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    Default IKEA To Build An Entire Neighborhood In London

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    The only neighborhood entirely assembled with an allen wench and screwdriver.

    I'll go just to finally pick up that special phone on all the assembly instructions.

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    Looks like somebody's gonna need a bigger car.

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    "Fearlessly the idiot faced the crowd..."
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    I can't wait until a year goes by and buildings start getting all rickety and ikea loses the seven sided wrench that they built everything with...

    also, whats the deal with airline food?

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    I wonder if the buildings will have names like Linberpank and Krud.
    Turn on the Lights at Market East!

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    I wanted to write a parody of Lord of the Rings where all the characters were IKEA product names. I should.

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    "Fearlessly the idiot faced the crowd..."
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    an entire city made out of particle board. wonder what happens when it rains.


    oh an the pic above is priceless.
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    Imagine the amount of frustrated white people its gonna take to assemble all this.
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    Construction of an entire neighborhood was cancelled when the one special bolt that holds the whole thing together was dropped and rolled down the sewer.

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    "Fearlessly the idiot faced the crowd..."
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