"If you're going to tell people the truth, you better make them laugh; otherwise they'll kill you."
- attributed to both George Bernard Shaw & Oscar Wilde
"I never clean up after my dogs, because I have trained them to run with me off leash while I ride my bike the wrong way on the sidewalk."
- LUCas Originally Posted by Dave L We need to focus on banning both singers who crap on the sidewalk and dogs that annoy people with their singing. - Mondo
I wonder what the psychology is of a guy that wraps his lips around a pipe or a bong and sucks in.
"Ask not what your country can do for you". Yeah right.
Someone is actually gonna believe this stuff.
I like the one where Ted Nugent and Alex Jones accidentally shoot each other while playing with loaded guns indoors. It had my hopes up for a second.
Last edited by Polar Cub; 01-17-2013 at 05:57 AM.
i'm guessing a lot of neocons have been overcompensating too. based on their gratingly loud chicken hawk squawking, one might guess guys like josh bolton, paul wolfowitz, dick cheney and company all have inverted button-sized peepees.