Disagree with a stalker? Get stalked and blogged about

[Hal Schirmer]

My sister is dead, dumbass.
Thanks for showing how much you're stalking me and my family for no reason!

All apologies, and empathy.

I'll be lighting a myiriad of votive candles.

Who do I dedicate prayers for your family to?

[lucidinnature]

Oh, then my family and I, and my parish will pray for the repose of her soul and for the rest of your family.

Noah, do you have any other prayer requests?

Really? So you stalked her, provided erroneous info about her, and now will pray for her? That's some serious BTK serial killer **** right there, Hal Schirmer Esq..

[lucidinnature]

How exactly does 'wuddermelon' affect African Americans when its plainly stated in a manner in which white trash folks from pennsyltucky say water?

You're own claims show the racist inside you.

And then you add anti-Asian for more nonsense. Why don't you follow boognish's homophobic rhetoric to lump more libel onto your résumé!

Noah, I'm Irish, Austrian and Prussian.
I'm so white, I get sunburn in November and March.
No connection.


But, yu've chosen to create a blackface N.G.A persona "riipewuddermellon
for the sole purpose of insulting African Americans.
Why? Noah, do you put shoe polish on your face before posting under that name?
Do you hang outside your tattoo parlor on South Street in blackface to drive home your pro-aryan beliefs?
Noah, a jewish surname posting inflamatory insults under a psedo blackface blog name is asking for trouble.
You use Philadelphia speaks to insult African Americans as a white guy posting as "ripe-wudder-melon"?

Oh, your blatantly anti-asian parody? Also racially offensive.

[Hal Schirmer]

All apologies, and empathy.
We will be lighting a myiriad of votive candles.
Who do I dedicate prayers for your family to?

LIN, you are an ass6993.

My wife demands that we attend early mass and include your family with mine.
I have never prayed for the repose of the soul of an ass^((# before.

I will oblige, (this sucks) Noah, what are the names of your ancestors, parents and grand parents?)

[lucidinnature]

Who should I list first for you to stalk? Parents, grandparents, aunts or uncles?

If you're actually discussing this with your wife? That's a whole sordid lot of idiocy meant for a shortbus heading to a authentic Elvis book signing event.

LIN, you are an ass6993.

My wife demands that we attend early mass and include your family with mine.
I have never prayed for the repose of the soul of an ass^((# before.

I will oblige, (this sucks) Noah, what are the names of your ancestors, parents and grand parents?)

[Hal Schirmer]

Who should I list first for you to stalk? Parents, grandparents, aunts or uncles?

Eh, none.

Say something blistering, and anti-catholict....

Then I can avoid votive candles and praying for your family for the forseeabalbe future

[lucidinnature]

The pope was a member of the nazi youth.

Eh, none.

Say something blistering, and anti-catholict....

Then I can avoid votive candles and praying for your family for the forseeabalbe future

[lucidinnature]

This also shows your lack of religious values.

Eh, none.

Say something blistering, and anti-catholict....

Then I can avoid votive candles and praying for your family for the forseeabalbe future

[daninpa]

This is probably the most amusing thread I've ever read on the Internet ever.

[Hal Schirmer]

The pope was a member of the nazi youth.

Ah, you're a fan?

Oy, not withstanding that,

my wife and I

{against my better judgment as I still think you are an arrogant a$$hole}

will be saying a rosary and divine mercy chaplet for you and your family after mass tomorrow.

[Captain Awesome]

This is probably the most amusing thread I've ever read on the Internet ever.

I was just going to post the same thing. I have no idea how the moderators are letting this continue, but kike someone said earlier: at least it's contained in one thread.

[Hal Schirmer]

Who should I list first... Parents, grandparents, aunts or uncles?

Just list the initials of the deceased family members to pray for.

While I look forward to you joining them ASAP, (would make my life easier) the wife wants names of your living relatives to pray for.

Oy, who knew that praying for your enemies was so aggrevating.

[lucidinnature]

So now my dead relatives are your enemies? Wow. You are a weak bitch.

Do you pray for all the children molested through the Catholic Church?

Ok Hal, will you pray for R.C.H.? Because everyone should have a plethora of Red **** Hair in their life! Gingers.....mmmmmmmm

Just list the initials of the deceased family members to pray for.

While I look forward to you joining them ASAP, (would make my life easier) the wife wants names of your living relatives to pray for.

Oy, who knew that praying for your enemies was so aggrevating.

[Hal Schirmer]

So now my dead relatives are your enemies?

No, we are friends. (The wife is more cosmopolitan than I am.)
We will pray for them, even if you won't-

Oh, I still think you are arrogant ass....but I will pray for you and your family.

[lucidinnature]

Now you're friends with my dead Lutheran relatives? Please, continue!

No, we are friends. (The wife is more cosmopolitan than I am.)
We will pray for them, even if you won't-

Oh, I still think you are arrogant ass....but I will pray for you and your family.

[lucidinnature]

Btw Hal-
My sister died before you were born, so I don't think you were friends with her. You idiots are so clueless.

[Hal Schirmer]

Now you're friends with my dead Lutheran relatives?

Duh yes.

My lutheran late step-grandfather is a perfect bridge between lutheran and Cathoilc worlds.
My step grandfather Christ was German lutheran, while my grandmother was Irish Catholc.

Oy-, those deceased lutheran relatives have a bone to pick with you,

they are are here, I type for them, but they are talking - through me. Get out of my head.
names, Noah, your father's name.. The house, childhood, yoyo,

[lucidinnature]

Here's what my apple device thinks of you, Hal.

[lucidinnature]

Yoyo?! I have the largest Yoyo collection in Philly! Want to stop by to see it?! I have a Yoyo that was on the space shuttle!

Duh yes.

My lutheran late step-grandfather is a perfect bridge between lutheran and Cathoilc worlds.
My step grandfather Christ was German lutheran, while my grandmother was Irish Catholc.

Oy-, those deceased lutheran relatives have a bone to pick with you,

they are are here, I type for them, but they are talking - through me. Get out of my head.
names, Noah, your father's name.. The house, childhood, yoyo,

[Hal Schirmer]

Yoyo?! I have the largest Yoyo collection in Philly!

Oh crap., bad karma

Crucifix / cross damn near jumped off the wall.

Outta here,


Irish, yes,
Catholic, yes
superstitious,yes.

Sticking around - helll no.