But this isn't one of them.
That is one useless piece of skin.
"Hey, my name's evolution. Lets develop a little flap to protect the junk from thorns when Captain Caveman is chasing pigs through the bush."
I'm pretty sure I don't need it anymore.
Thinking about the gunk that gets trapped in there is gag inducing. I can't imagine going "Hold on a second honey, let me clean the goop out of my foreskin first."
It's a freakshow.
When I see it on porn I'm clicking the backwards arrow. I try not to even notice penises in porn, but seeing a chick peel that thing back gives me the heebie geebies.
My man needs some air. It's hot enough around here in the summer as it is.
What about down the shore in the saltier waters like Atlantic City. My body is covered in salt when I emerge from the water. Do they get salt all up in there?
And females -- none of you actually go around asking men about foreskin, so just stop.
And if you really do, you're weird. Like worse-than-eccentric weird. Not in a good way.
Oh, and your opinions don't count. This is a man topic.