On the Universal Sports cable network, there are constant promos for Glenn Schwartz built around the clever theme "Trust the bow tie."
On one of these promos, Hurricane lifts his collar and clips on his tie.
Clip-ons are for groomsmen with rental tuxes and seven-year-olds. If Schwartz wants me to trust his bow tie, he needs to learn to tie it.*
*There is another promo for Schwartz that makes a hash of the geek-nerd-dork taxonomy. That's irritating, too.