Wtf fathom seafood?! Roasting a pig on the sidewalk-literally.

**loveisnoise** · 09-10-2011, 11:18 AM

I wake up and think my house is on fire from the smell of smoke. I go outside and realize that the whole neighborhood smells like burning @ss. So, I walk up towards Fathom and realize they are having a "block party", which neither I nor any other neighbor I know signed up for. They literally have a fire directly on the sidewalk, loosely encased by one row of cinderblocks. Didn't they ever here of renting or buying a roaster?! The sidewalk is going to be completely f'd, and the smell is literally giving me a migraine. Not to mention that they have an open flame next to propane canisters... super safe!

Meanwhile, this 'block party' has caused the neighbors to not have any parking for a Saturday, and Fathom is using the 'no parking' areas for their employees.

Guess I'm going to work early today.

**Alley** · 09-10-2011, 11:22 AM

Hmmm, pig is not seafood

**Litter Box** · 09-10-2011, 11:26 AM

This thread needs pictures, before and after the explosion and fire.

**BarryG** · 09-10-2011, 11:27 AM

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**loveisnoise** · 09-10-2011, 11:28 AM

**Litter Box** · 09-10-2011, 11:33 AM

Which one is Homer ?

**loveisnoise** · 09-10-2011, 11:36 AM

Originally Posted by Litter Box

Which one is Homer ?

I don't know, but the guy to the left in all black kinda looks like the comic book salesman.

Just got back from the store, and heard them say, "it isn't hot enough. We have to get it hot as hell!". Yeah, this is going to be great.

**FrankStar** · 09-10-2011, 11:45 AM

Holy mackerel! I cannot fathom why you'd have an issow with this. Aren’t you being a little roughy? I'm sure their porpoise is irrseaproachable and you will have plenty of places to pork. Are you boared? Perhaps you just have to be in another plaice until the smoke clears. I’m bacon you, please don’t ham it up or salmon will have to make you clam up. Or are you just arguing for the halibut? Eel wager you’re just being crabby. You are not the sole person in your neighborhood, so stop floundering around. Don’t be an octopussy!

**loveisnoise** · 09-10-2011, 11:46 AM

You waited your entire life to use this line, didn't you?

Originally Posted by FrankStar

Holy mackerel! I cannot fathom why you'd have an issow with this. Aren’t you being a little roughy? I'm sure their porpoise is irrseaproachable and you will have plenty of places to pork. Are you boared? Perhaps you just have to be in another plaice until the smoke clears. I’m bacon you, please don’t ham it up or salmon will have to make you clam up. Or are you just arguing for the halibut? Eel wager you’re just being crabby. You are not the sole person in your neighborhood, so stop floundering around. Don’t be an octopussy!

**FrankStar** · 09-10-2011, 11:49 AM

Originally Posted by loveisnoise

You waited your entire life to use this line, didn't you?

Nope, it took me about five minutes.

**loveisnoise** · 09-10-2011, 11:50 AM

Originally Posted by FrankStar

Nope, it took me about five minutes.

Not bad.

**thoth** · 09-10-2011, 12:23 PM

As long as they clean up who cares? Go demand free pig parts.

**loveisnoise** · 09-10-2011, 12:25 PM

Originally Posted by thoth

As long as they clean up who cares? Go demand free pig parts.

Are they going to clean the fire smell out of my house? A week of burning smell isn't worth free pig. I do, however, want a pork sandwich now.

**thoth** · 09-10-2011, 01:16 PM

Originally Posted by loveisnoise

I do, however, want a pork sandwich now.

And maybe that's the most important thing of all.

**loveisnoise** · 09-10-2011, 01:40 PM

Originally Posted by thoth

And maybe that's the most important thing of all.

I'm going to nicks for my piggy. Just ordered it, actually.

They obviously have a lady doing damage control. Heard a neighbor yelling at them, then I walk by and without me saying anything, the girl starts saying 'sorry! Sorry!'.

**stock** · 09-10-2011, 04:36 PM

facebook link double post.

**thetalkingmule** · 09-10-2011, 06:40 PM

I figured this guy usually wakes up complaining. Proof.

**Litter Box** · 09-10-2011, 06:56 PM

Originally Posted by thetalkingmule

I figured this guy usually wakes up complaining. Proof.

Post 5 !

**loveisnoise** · 09-10-2011, 06:58 PM

Originally Posted by thetalkingmule

I figured this guy usually wakes up complaining. Proof.

Oh, I'm sorry that I find it odd for a block and street to be closed for a 'block party' that no homeowner signed up for, where they made a no parking zone yet parked their own cars in it, then blocked off traffic while having an illegal open fire on the sidewalk for a $35/person event where they were too cheap to rent a safe solution like a grill or roaster. Yep, just complaining. The zoning board approved a high end seafood restaurant-not McFadden's.