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  1. 11-30-2009, 09:21 PM #1
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    Default Midget Mummer

    If you are a Little Person, Midget, Dwarf...whatever you want to be called, and you might want to be associated with a Philadelphia Mummers string band, please email me.

    chiefsalsa@yahoo.com

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    http://www.jollydwarf.com/Hire_Beetle.html
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    This is my favorite post ever.

    Oh, what does Avalon have up their sleeves?

    I'm going to have to really kick start my effort to start an all little people string band.
    "After it was all over, he took us in the house and served us pancakes. Pancakes!"
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    It is not my band. Our theme is cowboys. My good friends in Woodland are looking for someone. They are doing a wizard/magic mountain theme.
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    Little People are 3X as whatever as big people. If they are happy they are 3X as happy, if they are funny they are 3X as funny, if they are mean they are 3X as mean ...
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    Is it that hard to find a midget?
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    My uncle is a dwarf and lives in Bella Vista, but I doubt he'd be down for this. He's more surly than happy and Mummery.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CapnMarko View Post
    Little People are 3X as whatever as big people. If they are happy they are 3X as happy, if they are funny they are 3X as funny, if they are mean they are 3X as mean ...
    That's right. And if you don't believe it, just ask Chelsea Handler. Gotta love Chuy!
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    Whenever someone says Dwarf, the Stonehenge scene from Spinal Tap is the first thing that comes to mind.......

    "I do not, for one, think that the problem was that the band was down. I think that the problem may have been... that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sycamore View Post
    My uncle is a dwarf and lives in Bella Vista, but I doubt he'd be down for this. He's more surly than happy and Mummery.
    Surly, wasn't he the eighth dwarf that didn't make the cut for Snow White?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiefSalsa View Post
    Is it that hard to find a midget?
    I'm tellin ya, just hire Beetlejuice and you will be fine
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    I guess Woodland is going to have to find their own midget. I did my best.

    For the record, Avalon did have a midget. He was an actual member of the band for a couple of years. Proof...

    YouTube - Avalon String Band 1999- Spike Up The Band
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