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    Default ridiculously loud "lovemaking" noises

    Anyone else between 23rd and 22nd and spruce and delancy keep hearing ridiculously loud "noises" from a woman over the past few weeks? Their house isn't even close to my apartment and I can hear them. Trust me, I'm all for getting it in as often as possible, but this girl is SO freaking loud, and she just keeps getting louder. This has been happening all the time for the past few weeks, hours at a time. I see/hear my neighbors in their windows laughing about it, but tonight people were screaming at them to shut their windows and be quieter, so I know I'm not the only one tired of hearing it. I guess maybe they enjoy others hearing?

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    Tape the audio, upload to YouTube, then post a flyer with the link on it on her front door and around the neighborhood. And on here of course. =)

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    Buy a PA system. Blast the raunchiest sounding porno you can find. As she gets louder, turn the volume up. Louder....and louder again.

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    Very Public Display of Affection Roils Penn | News | The Harvard Crimson

    This couple only stopped (it was a daily occurrence like clockwork) once the photos surfaced. And then Penn tried to kick out the student that took the photos. Doing something about this may make it stop but it might also bring unwanted attention to you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by annie View Post
    Very Public Display of Affection Roils Penn | News | The Harvard Crimson

    This couple only stopped (it was a daily occurrence like clockwork) once the photos surfaced. And then Penn tried to kick out the student that took the photos. Doing something about this may make it stop but it might also bring unwanted attention to you.
    So, they're getting it on in front of a picture window in the city and the University is mad when someone posts a picture of it happening? I'm no attorney, but I'm fairly certain that there is no expectation of privacy in that situation.

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    What can I say? I'm REALLY good in bed. I'll take it easy on her though, I didnt know it was bothering y'all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Volanova View Post
    So, they're getting it on in front of a picture window in the city and the University is mad when someone posts a picture of it happening? I'm no attorney, but I'm fairly certain that there is no expectation of privacy in that situation.
    Part of the problem was he posted in on his blog which was hosted on upenn.edu but I still have no idea how they got from there to accusing him of sexual harassment. It very nearly seriously screwed up his life.

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    The best way to encourage them to close a window is to shout out encouragements and helpful tips about what they should do next so they can hear it. Nothing kills the mood like some random playing back seat driver.

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    Maybe she's deaf.

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    Quote Originally Posted by seand View Post
    The best way to encourage them to close a window is to shout out encouragements and helpful tips about what they should do next so they can hear it. Nothing kills the mood like some random playing back seat driver.
    Start yelling out new positions for them,TheTurkish Snocone, Sneaky Castro,Chili Rainbow ,Cincinatti Steamer,The Backdoor Mailman and Angry Dog,Frothy Walrus ,The Clogged Blowhole ,The " I hate mayo" ,The Wheel Barrel .
    Moyamensing became known for its penitentiary, violent hose company, cemeteries, wretchedly poor inhabitants, and crime. Harry C. Silcox

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    I'm very intrigued as to what constitutes a Frothy Walrus. I think I can picture the Backdoor Mailman and Angry Dog.

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    Quote Originally Posted by elzblz View Post
    Anyone else between 23rd and 22nd and spruce and delancy keep hearing ridiculously loud "noises" from a woman over the past few weeks? Their house isn't even close to my apartment and I can hear them. Trust me, I'm all for getting it in as often as possible, but this girl is SO freaking loud, and she just keeps getting louder. This has been happening all the time for the past few weeks, hours at a time. I see/hear my neighbors in their windows laughing about it, but tonight people were screaming at them to shut their windows and be quieter, so I know I'm not the only one tired of hearing it. I guess maybe they enjoy others hearing?
    I hear my neighbors occasionally, but usually during the Spring months when more people have their windows open. Unfortunately close quarters bring such issues. But I haven't heard the noise you spoke about -- I am a little further north than that. I wouldn't doubt that it could be intentional. There are a lot of eccentric people here.

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    Is it coming from the rectory at Trinity?

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    I can't stop laughing at this thread.

    Did they catch the "perpitrator"?

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    Quote Originally Posted by CHIOSSO View Post
    Start yelling out new positions for them,TheTurkish Snocone, Sneaky Castro,Chili Rainbow ,Cincinatti Steamer,The Backdoor Mailman and Angry Dog,Frothy Walrus ,The Clogged Blowhole ,The " I hate mayo" ,The Wheel Barrel .
    I believe that's the Cleveland Steamer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marquis View Post
    I believe that's the Cleveland Steamer.
    I figured it was the same but the practitioner made sure to eat spaghetti with chili on it a few hours beforehand.

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    Sorry about that Cleveland, Cincinnati all the same to me, also this is not to be confused with the Boston Pancake.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dolemite View Post
    I figured it was the same but the practitioner made sure to eat spaghetti with chili on it a few hours beforehand.
    I was born and raised in Cincinnati and I approve this message.

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    It seems like a dude with a new multi-channel sound system watching porn.

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    Even if that's true it's more fun to image a Rittenhouse hooker charging $300 an hour.

 

 

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